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Have you ever needed the perfect insult for that arch nemesis? I have found the gold mine of offensive insults! You can thank me later, or now. If only I had this kit of wickedness in high school… Thou shall feareth me, lumpish beef-witted flap-dragon!
Share with us some of your own Shakespearean insults!
– Ermisenda Alvarez
Ermilia 
I think Shakespeare was like Ralphie’s dad in Christmas Story and whenever he needed a tapestry of obscenities he just wove new ones.
😀 I think so!
Will you post the m-z’s tomorrow? great fun. from an errant, boil-brained horn-beast fan.
The m-z’s tomorrow? I’m confused sorry. A lovely fan!
Sorry but if you look at your columns the first words are alphabetical starting with “a” through to “l”.(“a”rtless to “l”umpless).
I was asking if you will be posting words that start with “m” through “z” on a list tomorrow.
I guess you hadn’t noticed
Just a little attempt at lightheartedness …
Ah! I see now. I’m blind it seems. 😛 Thanks for picking that up and I’ll try and find m to z tomorrow. 😛 Or, maybe it’s up to us readers to make up the other insults?
Thou dodo-headed dung-brain was one of my favourites in high school. Something that subtly implied future extinction due to survival of the smartest.
Ooo, sneaky. I like it, Anna. A favourite of mine was always butt-head. It wasn’t eloquent, smart or witty but… it was a fitting insult for many. 😛
i’ve seen this before several months ago and just had a field day playing with it. such a nice diversion and what a colorful use of language, eh?
Very much so. Thanks for sharing, Valerie!
BTW ‘base-court’ = farmyard. 🙂
Thanks for that! You’re full of knowledge.
Of something, anyway. 🙂
This a very fun kit ermisenda!
Going to be used a lot ^^
Thanks for sharing!
I’m sure you’ll use it on a lucky someone. 😛 Thanks for commenting, Otheus.
Thou Bootless Fat-Kidneyed Hedge-Pig!!!!
Oh, the shame and pain you inflict with your words! 😛 Thanks for sharing your insult, Joe.
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